The death of the Democratic Party occurred on 11/03/04 at the precise second that John Kerry conceded. The Democratic Party was layed to rest in an undisclosed and unmarked grave in Washington, D.C.

Thrown into the grave were all Dean,Kerry,Kucinich,Gephart,Sharpton,Edwards, Mosley Braun and Graham etal banners and campaign memorabilia. The forgettable eulogy was given by the honorable senator Zell Miller of Georgia.

Guests at the service were Hillary and Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter,Ted Kennedy,Connecticut's Joe Lieberman and Chris Dodd, Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi,Tom Daschell and all the wonder boys and girl who ran in the 2004 Democratic Primaries, their families and paid staff members. Terry Mcauliffe and Joe Trippi were seen smoking a reefer together in the Hurse, McCauliffe was at the wheel.

Former members of Democrat administrations were present but refused to be interviewed. I was approached by secret servicemen and told that everyone at the ceremony wished to grieve anonymously and I was told to leave the ceremony. I most graciously complied with their wishes.

The service lasted all of five minutes and ended with a durge rendition of James Bond's theme song Live and Let Die. No cameras were allowed at the ceremony and no mainstream media reporters were present. I was the only witness to the ceremony. Since no word has been spoken or written about this significant event I feel it is my duty to announce it to my readers so they may download this obiturary. Please feel free to send this report to anyone so they too can share the grief and relief of knowing that the Democratic Party has finally died, after suffering for many years from severe spinal deterioration.

I wish to express my deepest regrets,(that they weren't buried in 2000.)

L.A.STEEL